Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Mo' No You Didn't!


March 7th, 2010 I would not be surprised to hear the following: "And the Oscar goes to Mo'Nique for Precious"

Of course we are only in October and we still have to wait for the big question marks of the Oscar race to be released (Nine, The Lovely Bones, Invictus) but I would say of all potential Oscar races, the Supporting Actress race is the only one with one strong front runner at this point.

And that front runner is the author of the book Skinny Women Are Evil: Notes of a Big Girl in a Small-Minded World and the former star of UPN's The Parkers.

Yes Mo'Nique could definitely win an Oscar. Stranger things have happened. I mean, who would have thought that American Idol's Jennifer Hudson would be an Oscar winner.

However Mo'Nique is currently shooting herself in the foot. Reports have surfaced that Mo'Nique will not do any PR for the film. A source told the New York Daily News, "Mo'Nique said she signed on to do this film for a small amount of money. She said she didn't care about 'no Oscar' — all that mattered was 'those Benjamins!' Because Oprah and Tyler Perry are backing the film, she feels as though there should be a budget to pay for her promotional duties."

Apparently Mo'Nique thinks that because Perry and Lady O are involved that she somehow deserves 100 000 grand per appearance and first class treatment for her entire entourage.

Mo'Nique was absent from Toronto and New York premieres of the film, while her costars, certain Best Actress nominee Gabby Sidibe and Mariah Carey, have been promoting the film for free.

NOT SMART Mo'Nique!

Mo'Nique commented on the situation herself, saying "When people say, 'You care more about money than winning an Oscar,' well, what does an Oscar mean? An Oscar means more work when you win it, and that means more money! I couldn't eat that Oscar. Everybody needs money, baby. That's how we survive, right?"

Mo'Nique better shape up! She should know that becoming an Oscar winner is far more important in the long run financially. Or maybe she's not smart enough to realize this.

I hope she gets a stern phone call from Oprah this week and she changes her tune and price or else the Oscar will end up in Julianne Moore's hands.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Good/Not Good

The Emmy Awards were last night. This is what I am deeming good and not good about the ceremony and award winners.

GOOD:

This was amazing!
Alec Baldwin won and that is good.

30 Rock wins Best Comedy and Mad Men wins Best Drama and that's the way it should be.

While I thought some of his material sucked and fell flat, Neil Patrick Harris was a great host and I do love the return of this Fred Astaire song and dance man as award show host.

I loved that Ben finally won an Emmy because he is one of the best villains on TV. I also love that he is married to Arlene from True Blood.


NOT GOOD:

I am a musical theatre fag, but I can't stand Kristin Chenoweth. I'm sorry but Ms. Chenoweth is 41 years old and is it just or does she permanently behave like she is a Sesame Street character. And you have the nerve to steal an Emmy from Kristen Wiig. NOT GOOD!
"Emmy Award Winner Jon Cryer." This is wrong in so many ways.

This person's issues with inhaling were not good.

Tina Fey wins an Emmy for playing Sarah Palin but loses Best Actress in a Comedy Series. I love Toni Collette, but this is Liz Lemon we are talking about.

This dress was not good.

Overall these Emmy Awards were fine. They could have been a lot worse. I think I might not predict winners for the Emmys. I never do well and there seems to be no real rhyme or reason in who wins. Mayhaps next year I'll just draw names out of a hat.

Bring on the Oscars!

Friday, September 18, 2009

Emmy Award Predictions

I hate the above picture more than I can even explain!

I don't know what I was thinking, but I thought the Emmys were next weekend. I need to stop drinking.

The Emmys are apparently on Sunday. I feel ashamed because I am not upholding the tube part of this blog as well as I should. So here's my sorry ass attempt to be a better blogger.

I always find predicting Emmys particularly difficult because I really don't understand why Emmy voters vote the way they do. I.E. Doris Roberts 4 Emmys for Everybody Loves Raymond (see disgusting photo above). Kim Cattrall 0 Emmys for Sex in the City. That makey no sensey to me!

There are some categories that I am really just taking a stab in the dark at, but here goes:

Best Drama
It will be nice to see the best drama on TV win the award for the best drama on TV.

Best ComedyAgain, it will be nice to see the best comedy on TV win the award for the best comedy on TV.

Best Actor- Drama
I just have a hunch that he will win because he never has and Emmy voters seem to really like him. And he is kind of the show.

Best Actor- ComedyAfter watching Baldwin's Generalissimo episode yesterday, I can't predict anyone else for the win. It just feels wrong to do so. However, I have a strong feeling I will Jim Parsons the day I predicted Baldwin.

Best Actress- DramaEasy. Fingers crossed for a Elisabeth Moss shocker! (wait that sounds dirty)

Best Actress- ComedyNow I love Muriel Heslop to death, but Liz Lemon is a goddess.

Best Supporting Actor- Drama
I have no clue. But I'll say Aaron Paul.

Best Supporting Actor - ComedyHe's hosting and it would be awkward if he didn't win. Come on Emmy Voters don't Jenna Elfman him!

Best Supporting Actress - DramaAgain I have no clue. But I'll say Wiest because she won last year.

Best Supporting Actress- ComedyI want to predict Wiig or Krakowski. SIGH!

I am not getting into other categories because it cuts into my drinking time. I expect maybe half of these to be correct. Only time will tell...

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

And it begins: First Oscar predictions of 2009

TIFF is here. That makes me happy because it means that Oscar season is officially upon us.

TIFF means that summer is officially over, but it means critic awards and the actuality of "Oscar nominee Mo'Nique" are almost upon us.

I figured since we are now half way through TIFF and I have been an incredibly lazy blogger, I would now start my first official Oscar predictions of the season.

It'll be incredibly fun to see which ones of these will fall completely off the wayside and who will enter the derby at a later date.

So here goes.

Best Picture

The Hurt Locker
UP
Nine
Precious
Up in the Air
A Serious Man
Invictus
The Lovely Bones
An Education
A Single Man

Best Director

Rob Marshall for Nine
Jason Reitman for Up in the Air
Clint Eastwood for Invictus
Kathryn Bigelow for The Hurt Locker
Lee Daniels for Precious

Best Actor

Morgan Freeman for Invictus
Daniel Day Lewis for Nine
George Clooney for Up in the Air
Matt Damon for The Informant
Colin Firth for A Single Man

Best Actress

Meryl Streep for Julie & Julia
Carey Mulligan for An Education
Saoirse Ronan for The Lovely Bones
Gabourey Sidibe for Precious
Abby Cornish for Bright Star

Best Supporting Actor

Stanley Tucci for The Lovely Bones
Matt Damon for Invictus
Christoph Waltz for Inglorious Basterds
Alfred Molina for An Education
Richard King for A Serious Man

Best Supporting Actress

Julianne Moore for A Single Man
Penelope Cruz for Nine
Marion Cotillard for Nine
Mo'Nique for Precious
Anna Kendrick for Up in the Air

So these are incredibly early picks and they've also made me realize that this year definitely doesn't pack the power and punch of the past couple of years. Hopefully a couple of wildcards like A Single Man, Get Low, and Everything's Fine will mix things up. And who the f knows about Malick's The Tree of Life. With Shutter Island moving to 2010, it's looking like a kind of dull Oscar race and I am starting to consider the idea of Academy Award winner Mo'Nique as a real possibility.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Best Emmy Nominations Ever?


When the nominations for Emmys were announced last Thursday, I must say they were the most inspired and deserved list of nominations I can remember in my decade long following of the Emmys.

Yes there will always be a slew of nominations for less than great shows like Two and a Half Men, Monk, and Boston Legal. But this year, every undeserved nomination for a mediocre show seemed to be matched by a truly inspired nomination from a shows like Flight of the Concords, Big Love, Weeds, Family Guy, The Big Bang Theory, Saturday Night Live, and Emmy favorites Mad Men and 30 Rock. Interesting how a few winners from last year were left off this year's lists.

The biggest surprise of Emmy noms morning however was the inclusion of a 7th nominee in both Drama and Comedy series after the official expansion earlier this year of 6 nominees per category. Why 7? 7 seems a bit much in my opinion. As the love of my life Entertainment Weekly's Dave Karger said "There are so many nominees it seems a lot like shows are simply getting a participation ribbon." I agree and Dave Karger my phone number is 647.887.5251!

Here are the list of nominations and my thoughts:

Best Drama Series

* Big Love (HBO)
* Breaking Bad (AMC)
* Damages (FX)
* Dexter (Showtime)
* House (Fox)
* Lost (ABC)
* Mad Men (AMC)

Thoughts: A great line up in my opinion. The biggest surprise is that True Blood is given no love by the Emmy voters, which confirms my earlier blog that it just isn't a good show. Mad Men will obviously win.

Best Comedy Series

* 30 Rock (NBC)
* Entourage (HBO)
* Family Guy (FOX)
* Flight of the Conchords (HBO)
* How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
* The Office (NBC)
* Weeds (Showtime)

Thoughts: I love that Family Guy becomes the first animated series to be nominated since The Flinstones' in the 60's. I also love the inspired nods to Weeds and FotC. Nothing can beat 30 Rock as it is simply the best comedy on TV.

Best Actor - Drama

* Simon Baker for playing Patrick Jane on The Mentalist (CBS)
* Gabriel Byrne for playing Dr. Paul Weston on In Treatment (HBO)
* Bryan Cranston for playing Walter White on Breaking Bad (AMC)
* Michael C. Hall for playing Dexter Morgan on Dexter (Showtime)
* Jon Hamm for playing Don Draper on Mad Men (AMC)
* Hugh Laurie for playing Dr. Gregory House on House (FOX)

Thoughts: The biggest surprise is Simon Baker over Keifer Sutherland for 24. Jon Hamm must win, but will Bryan Cranston take the award for the second year in a row?

Best Actor - Comedy

* Alec Baldwin for playing Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock (NBC)
* Steve Carell for playing Michael Scott on The Office (NBC)
* Jemaine Clement for playing Jemaine on Flight of the Conchords (HBO
* Jim Parsons for playing Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
* Tony Shalhoub for playing Adrian Monk on Monk (USA)
* Charlie Sheen for playing Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men (CBS)

Thoughts: Interesting that Duchovny gets snubbed for the second straight year. I am not thrilled to see Sheen or Shalhoub in this category again, however, as long as Jack Donaghy wins, I don't care!

Best Actress - Drama

* Glenn Close for playing Patricia "Patty" Hewes on Damages (FX)
* Sally Field for playing Nora Walker on Brothers & Sisters (ABC)
* Mariska Hargitay for playing Olivia Benson on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC)
* Holly Hunter for playing Grace Hanadarko on Saving Grace (TNT)
* Elisabeth Moss for playing Peggy Olson on Mad Men (AMC)
* Kyra Sedgwick for playing Brenda Leigh Johnson on The Closer (TNT)

Thoughts: I am shocked that Anna Paquin or January Jones were omissions in favor of someone like Holly Hunter or Mariska Hargitay. Nice to see Moss nominated though. I would expect Glenn Close has this in the bag.

Best Actress - Comedy

* Christina Applegate for playing Samantha "Sam" Newly on Samantha Who? (ABC)
* Toni Collette for playing Tara Gregson on United States of Tara (Showtime)
* Tina Fey for playing Liz Lemon on 30 Rock (NBC)
* Julia Louis-Dreyfus for playing Christine Campbell on The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS)
* Mary-Louise Parker for playing Nancy Botwin on Weeds (Showtime)
* Sarah Silverman for playing Sarah Silverman on The Sarah Silverman Program (Comedy Central)

Thoughts: This is a great category! I am shocked to see America Ferrara not on the list, but really are we still that entertained by an intern with adult braces? I love that Sarah Silverman is on this list and happy that Applegate is given a so long farewell nomination. No one can beat Tina Fey, much like another Tina, she's simply the best

Best Supporting Actor - Drama

* Christian Clemenson for playing Jerry Espenson on Boston Legal (ABC)
* Michael Emerson for playing Benjamin Linus on Lost (ABC)
* William Hurt for playing Daniel Purcell on Damages (FX)
* Aaron Paul for playing Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad (AMC)
* William Shatner for playing Denny Crane on Boston Legal (ABC)
* John Slattery for playing Roger Sterling on Mad Men (AMC)

Thoughts: Two nominations for Boston Legal actors. BORING!!!! Even if one is Captain Kirk. I hope the bug eyes of Ben finally win. He's TV's best villain!

Best Supporting Actor - Comedy

* Jon Cryer for playing Alan Harper on Two and a Half Men (CBS)
* Kevin Dillon for playing Johnny "Drama" Chase on Entourage (HBO)
* Neil Patrick Harris for playing Barney Stinson on How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
* Jack McBrayer for playing Kenneth Parcell on 30 Rock (NBC)
* Tracy Morgan for playing Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock (NBC)
* Rainn Wilson for playing Dwight Schrute on The Office (NBC)

Thoughts: Seems like a lot of Emmy voters have been eating a ton of mercury filled sushi because they were seemingly too tired to tick off Jeremy Piven's name. No speed off my plow. Happy to see the 3 time winner off the list and I am thrilled to see Morgan and McBrayer's names on the list. Now here's hoping Kenneth or Tracy Jordan take the award!

Best Supporting Actress - Drama

* Rose Byrne for playing Ellen Parsons on Damages (FX)
* Hope Davis for playing Mia on In Treatment (HBO)
* Cherry Jones for playing President Allison Taylor on 24 (FOX)
* Sandra Oh for playing Dr. Cristina Yang on Grey's Anatomy (ABC)
* Dianne Wiest for playing Gina on In Treatment (HBO)
* Chandra Wilson for playing Dr. Miranda Bailey on Grey's Anatomy (ABC)

Thoughts: Look at this list of actresses, they aren't too shabby eh? Would have loved for Alison Pill to have gotten in here for In Treatment. I also think Christina Hendricks is one of the best things about Mad Men. But overall, I can't complain!

Best Supporting Actress - Comedy

* Kristin Chenoweth for playing Olive Snook on Pushing Daisies (ABC)
* Jane Krakowski for playing Jenna Maroney on 30 Rock (NBC)
* Elizabeth Perkins for playing Celia Hodes on Weeds (Showtime)
* Amy Poehler for playing various characters on Saturday Night Live (NBC)
* Kristen Wiig for playing various characters on Saturday Night Live (NBC)
* Vanessa L. Williams for playing Wilhelmina Slater on Ugly Betty (ABC)

Thoughts: In my opinion this is the best category of the evening. After so many years of having to put up with Doris Roberts winning over the likes of Megan Mullally and Kim Cattrall and watching people like Holland Taylor and Conchata Ferrell continually end up in this category, it's nice to see a very worthy 6 nominees. I am thrilled for the inclusion of Jane Krakowski because she has the tapes to win the award. I also would be overly pleased if Kristen Wiig won. Because I invented the Emmy Awards... Soo....

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Emmy Nomination Predictions

I love the Emmy Awards!

Tomorrow the nominations come out and here are my final predictions.

Here's hoping for a few big surprises too. And please nominate Jane Krakowski for Best Supporting Actress Emmy Voters.

Without further ado:
Best Drama Series

Mad Men
Dexter
Lost
House
Damages
True Blood
Best Comedy Series

30 Rock
The Family Guy
Two and a Half Men
Entourage
The Office
How I Met Your Mother
Best Actor - Drama Series

Keifer Sutherland - 24
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Gabriel Byrne - In Treatment
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Bryan Cranston - Breaking Bad
Hugh Laurie - House
Best Actor - Comedy

Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock
Jim Parsons - The Big Bang Theory
Steve Carell - The Office
David Duchovny - Californication
Tony Shaloub - Monk
Charlie Sheen - Two and a Half Men
Best Actress - Drama

Sally Field - Brothers and Sisters
Glenn Close - Damages
January Jones - Mad Men
Anna Paquin - True Blood
Kyra Segwick - The Closer
Mariska Hargitay - Law and Order: SVU
Best Actress - Comedy

Amy Poehler - Parks and Recreation
Toni Collette - The United States of Tara
Tina Fey - 30 Rock
America Ferrera - Ugly Betty
Julia Louis Dreyfuss - The New Adventures of Old Christine
Mary Louise Parker - Weeds
Best Supporting Actor - Drama

Michael Emmerson - Lost
William Hurt - Damages
John Slattery - Mad Men
John Mahoney - In Treatment
William Shatner - Boston Legal
Aaron Paul - Breaking Bad
Best Supporting Actor - Comedy

Kevin Connelly - Entourage
Jeremy Piven - Entourage
Jon Cryer - Two and a Half Men
Rainn Wilson - The Office
Neil Patrick Harris - How I Met Your Mother
Tracy Morgan - 30 Rock
Best Supporting Actress - Drama

Christina Hendricks - Mad Men
Diane Wiest - In Treatment
Chandra Wilson - Grey's Anatomy
Marcia Gay Harden - Damages
Rachel Griffiths - Brothers and Sisters
Alison Pill - In Treatment
Best Supporting Actress - Comedy

Amy Poehler - Saturday Night Live
Vanessa Williams - Ugly Betty
Jane Krakowski - 30 Rock
Kristin Wiig - Saturday Night Live
Tracy Ullman - Tracy State of The Union
Jenna Fischer - The Office

WE SHALL SEE!!!!